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Gm Demotivational Poster


SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.


TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am
Where can I get some?


THE WINGMAN -


TAGS: a good wingman is crucial
Rating: 4.87/5

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Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:26 pm
the right word, the a**urance of a quick and, presumably, painless death. Not so the Noble Wingman. His torment is accompaniedby no such considerations.
Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:25 pm
The soldier who unflinchingly throw himself upon a live grenade so as to shield his imperilled comrades is, by the very exigency of circumstance, denied the opportunity to reflect upon said heroic act, and comforted somewhat, should "comfort" be the ...
Titanpb - March 31, 2011, 12:56 am
pull the trigger


TIMELY ADVICE -


TAGS: wingman crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:57 pm
Superb Cranky. 5L
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 6:53 pm
With a little sweet & sour sauce please. 5


IKEA BUYS GM - Some assembly required


TAGS: gm cars ikea
Rating: 3.63/5

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CANADA - August 5, 2009, 8:22 am
wondering how long,posters been up for like 2 months and you were the first to catch that
Airborne - August 5, 2009, 3:46 am
Too bad that's a VW ....


GLENN QUAGMIRE - Join the Giggity club! We also have jackets




GUY FLEEGMAN - A character so awesome... no one remembers his last name 'till the END of the movie


TAGS: guy fleegman galaxy quest rockwell
Rating: 3.38/5

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fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 8:59 am
Sorry, I got caught up in the article about Gwen's c*****ge.
MPsniper - May 13, 2012, 7:49 am
GREAT movie !


NATURALLY FORMED CRUST - You had me at Goat Smegma deleted deleted


TAGS: goat smegma crust uncle bob natural albanians nom nom
Rating: 2.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 6:57 pm
SWEET MOTHER OF--- AUUUGH! Who would look at this and say, "Hey... Let's use this as soap. And after we're done washing up, we can have some FOR DINNER!" (btw awesome poster)
TigerKid - March 3, 2009, 8:45 pm
Smegma is such a good word
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 4:12 pm
Hilarious caption!


Australia -


TAGS: pygmy possum
Rating: 4.78/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:46 pm
Sure, you SAY that, but look at how ridiculously short his fingers are, the vile thing probably bit them off, it's probably one of those things like the alien miners in galaxy quest that look cute but they get all nasty and turn on you and try to eat you.
CloudchaserS - August 18, 2015, 9:41 am
It's out to kill you with cuteness
mizzdizz - August 17, 2015, 9:54 am
Awwwwww!!!!! TOO cute!!!!! The stuff that's out to kill you is just more interesting! Adorable! 5L


GLASS HALF WHAT? -




G-Man -




SELF SACRIFICE -


TAGS: junechallenge selfsacrifice wingman
Rating: 4.44/5

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Freezzy - June 8, 2010, 1:22 pm
All Hail The Wingmen!!


*SHUDDERS* - brb


TAGS: large insects gagme
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 17, 2013, 10:52 pm
I think I'm going to stay in the States; world traveling is overrated.
moonforlisa - March 9, 2013, 7:33 pm
Please just shoot me now. This is what nightmares are mafe of...
the1stCOMMI3 - June 16, 2011, 2:46 pm
I used to think I was afraid of spiders, but now I have 10 more things to worry about! and 10 divided by two gets you 5L's my friend


JUDGMENT - Save it for someone who cares.




THE TINY MEN - Tired of aliens and pyscho-clowns stalking you? Tiny Men (TM). Now with 50% more irrational fear.


TAGS: lgm aliens bem mib tiny men paranoia
Rating: 2.78/5

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Iconoclast - May 22, 2010, 12:18 am
I can feel them coming after me. The Tiny Men are hiding behind the TV, waiting to abduct me as soon as Letterman is over.


PYGMY MARMOSET - Got to collect them all!




IN THE YEAR 3000 - GM will still not understand how to make cars America wants, as evidenced by the debut of the new Chevrolet Scrotum


TAGS: chevrolet scrotum conan o brian car stupid gm
Rating: 2.29/5
jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 5:29 pm
The model name is b***plug
Derek - November 29, 2009, 9:24 pm
You want something that looks big, but with the benefits of being small... If this isn't it, then tell us... what is?


I gotta pee -




GET TO DA' PETER-CHOPPA! - It's the only way out!


TAGS: family guy peter griffin stewie lois brian predator quagmire
Rating: 1.73/5

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Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 10:05 am
"Ahnold" you're not.


Restricted Area -


TAGS: mgm film movie lion animals
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 16, 2015, 11:53 am
Thanks!
concern3 - April 16, 2015, 5:48 am
It's like McDonalds I'm loving it a 5er


Tomacco -




GMO FOODS - I never thought they would end up looking so cute.




welcome -


TAGS: chargoggagocgmanchuan
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 2, 2013, 2:17 pm

The lakes name is roughly the sound of... nevermind.


BRUTAL...IN A SILENT WAY -


TAGS: crowd brutal hangman
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 5:46 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome and Fav'd. 1 N and 5 vowels
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 11:36 am

will do...and sincerest thnx
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am
5L, but i think this pic had a bit more promise to it. Let it marinate for a couple days RL and keep up the good work.
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 9:28 am

ty fors
forseti - July 20, 2010, 9:14 am
rofl


CINC - "Carsalesman in Chief" Come on down to Crazy Obama's where our crooked deals and our socialism are INSANE!!!


TAGS: obama gm cars funny
Rating: 2.74/5

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WTFO - November 16, 2009, 1:02 am
Bart, very delayed response but I just noticed your comments. I agree with some but go to this link http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,440561,00.html regarding health care for kids. A nice thought but the AP article shows it's not feasible in $$.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 2:08 am
I think I just totally went on a nonsensical rant. I'm half dead right now...and should probably go to bed. d*** insomnia.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 2:00 am
themselves. Once they can get driving and get real jobs, they can probably get insurance for themselves. Until then though....
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:59 am
provide for themselves. Personally, and this may be naivity on my part, I think universal health care should AT LEAST be offered to children under the age of sixteen. They have no control over what their parents do and no means to get insurance for
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:56 am
certain policies, I think far to many people fall through the cracks when it comes to things like health care. I understand where you're coming from. You don't want to pay for those who SHOULD pay for themselves, but there really are people who can't
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:53 am
stayed honest. It seems like, in that case, we should have let capitalism go its natural course; the smaller banks would have bought the larger ones and that would be that...I think I'm rambling. Like I said, I'm no economist. However, if defense of
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:50 am
I agree that socialism isn't always a good thing, but there is a time and place...I also agree that the bailout seems completely stupid. My local bank, because it didn't use any crooked tactics, is holding strong; granted, it's a lot smaller, but they
WTFO - October 15, 2009, 12:25 am
the CEO like they did with GM. The govt also shouldn't pick companies that are "too big to fail" so they can funnel our tax dollars to them. (before Bush-bashers explode, I didn't like it when Bush pushed the first TARP either). The govt is now our mother
WTFO - October 15, 2009, 12:23 am
Bart, while there are socialist type programs already in existence in the US (welfare, social security, medicare, etc.), I don't agree that it is always a good thing. The govt role is in legal oversight of capitalism, not owning corporations and firing
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 2:46 am
economist. If I were, I'd probably have more money in the bank right now...
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 2:45 am
the country well, like the post office. Maybe it's not a bad idea to adopt and mix different systems and their policies. America is, after all, the great melting pot. Whatever works...works. That's how I see it anyway. Perhaps I'm a bit naive; I'm no
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 2:42 am
I don't know. I think that a good system should have a little bit of everything, the best of both worlds. I mean, capitalism has done a lot of good...but, without some much needed regulation, it has also done some harm. Socialism is small doses has served
WTFO - October 13, 2009, 11:58 pm
it intentionally. He is creating a nanny state full of taxpayers and taxconsumers. So I am against his policies that damage the USA and what it stands for. I don't think that is unpatriotic. v/r,
WTFO - October 13, 2009, 11:57 pm
POTUS does figure it out, I don't have confidence that he will. This is based on his obvious view of this country as an evil place. His actions show he is against free market and for big govt. Our founding fathers knew govt IS the problem so they limited
WTFO - October 13, 2009, 11:55 pm
An honest question deserves an honest answer, not a fight, Bart. I'm rooting against the President's policies that I feel will damage this country in the long term and those that stand against the Constitution. That is very patriotic. While I hope the
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 5:41 pm
I'm not trying to start a fight or anything, but is it patriotic to root AGAINST the president? Honestly, shouldn't we hope that he'll figure things out?
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 5:36 pm
That thought is what keeps me up at night. But it's okay, the way things are going, his power will be rendered moot with the next Congressional election next year.
:/ - September 19, 2009, 12:10 pm
hey,give him a break,he still has three years to prove himself! :)
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 1:06 am
Thank you, Ed-Hyde.
... - June 24, 2009, 1:32 pm
CinC = Carnival in Coal
Ed-Hyde - June 24, 2009, 1:30 pm
Amen Amen and Amen


JUDGMENT - Because acceptance is for pansies!




whazza matter with ya, laugh it off -


TAGS: tb phlegm from laughing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

maoworks2 - November 4, 2013, 6:13 pm
Very Sad GaryO. 5L
spacedog - September 15, 2013, 7:27 pm
Boom! 5
GaryO - September 15, 2013, 3:01 pm
Heh heh, knowing your talent, you’ll come up with a better, funnier version…so, for now…..ha ha ha fellow motiphakir
Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 2:53 pm

I had very nearly this exact thought / poster idea... dammit. I'll hold off for a while, I guess, and use it if I remember.


Happy! Happy! -




FiOS Internet -




cake -


TAGS: enigma of inertia
Rating: 4.89/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2014, 12:59 am
A lil' slash o' pie would do.
GaryO - March 15, 2014, 9:05 pm
Thanks JayDub. Of late I’m having a bit of a struggle…just not feelin’ it. Gotta lay it down for a bit. I try to use it to my advantage, but OCD is a terrible affliction sometimes.
JesusWept - March 15, 2014, 8:55 pm
Catch 22 at it's finest. Nice one, Gary! L L L L L


GENETICALLY MANIPULATED CROPS - I'm starting to wonder if there's something wrong with that grain?


TAGS: cuckoo grain gmc feeding birds
Rating: 4.88/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:32 am
Well done.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 7:07 pm
Well thought out. Good job. 5L


Pretty Buttons -




TAKE MY MOD PLEASE -


TAGS: moderators henny youngman jokes badabing
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:55 am
HEY-OH!!!!!!!!
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2011, 8:27 am
TL:DR 5L
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:43 pm
LMAO... A true, brave man, I love it! Now... 5Lashings!


Judgment Day according to Phil Robertson -




WINGMAN -


TAGS: wingman pimpin aint easy
Rating: 4.64/5

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CaptainBaked - January 3, 2011, 1:42 pm
HAHA! word...
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:01 am
Couldn't top this picture in any way. Perfection. 5L


GOOD FRIENDS -


TAGS: good wingman
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

fido - December 2, 2010, 5:39 am
what is wrong?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 9:55 pm
5 wilsons!!! 88264
440wakeup - December 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
ADD ph**obombing to the title


HELL - Is what you make it.




YOU LEARN FAST GRASSHOPPER -




CHRISTIANITY DOGMA -


TAGS: christianity dogma dogs
Rating: 3.25/5

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Agent K - August 9, 2009, 3:40 pm
have you ever read what heaven is supposed to be? it's just people sitting around for eternity telling god how incredible and amazing he is! that's it an eternity in church!!
LogicDude - August 9, 2009, 3:35 pm
Your very welcome!
Krissie - August 9, 2009, 9:40 am
oh bloody hell...i posted a comment that made no sense...call it a brain fart or whatever...thanks...
Krissie - August 9, 2009, 9:39 am
Assume this is true, and that there ACTUALLY is a "god" and was created by said person...why then CAN'T the animal go to heaven?
Ed-Hyde - July 24, 2009, 7:29 am
Yea, this one has always confused me. There are a lot of groups that say since animals don't have souls they won't go to heaven. But all animals love jazz (try it the next time the bears attack) so you'd think they'd have a little soul at least.


QUIET PLEASE - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake are having a serious "Meeting"


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake sgm
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thatonechick - May 26, 2009, 11:18 am
The Graybeards are the only ones in there? What are y'all doing?!?


SGM PLAYSET - Sage Greybeard Fantasy Playset comes complete with everything you see here! Motifake Nun accessories sold separately


TAGS: sgm sage greybeards lego
Rating: 2.72/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
Greybeards! Eating rats, chained, and n****, as usual.
Culos - February 2, 2009, 6:10 pm
And how much are the nuns please?


MARVIN THE DEPRESSED ANDRIOD - I am the Metatron. Don't tell me the name doesn't ring a bell.




THE SGM - Frontin' the cave and on the lookout for the Especially PO'd Satanic Nuns of Motifake


TAGS: nuns sgm
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

RON - February 2, 2009, 7:28 pm
I won,t know a thing until she,s on me...bad eyes and ears...hope she,s gentle...Mr. Culos can kick their b***s if they too violent and/or civil...lol
Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:43 pm
I won't know a thing until she's a foot in front of me...bad eyes
Culos - February 2, 2009, 6:17 pm
Please warn me when you see them/her comin'


GM STOCKS - go down the drain, no wonder when they're backed up by the dollar...


TAGS: usa economy gm stocks dollar
Rating: 2.33/5

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Duh - June 17, 2009, 7:36 pm
Can you say "unions"? They're a f***ing anchor around the neck of business. And Zero just signed us up for more of that ****.
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 6:12 pm
It makes me wonder how they could possibly have missed the elevation in gasprices before it was too late, any good marketa***yst should have seen it coming... methinks conspiracy
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:27 pm
That's what you get for making gas hog SUVs. But it was just bad timing that the gas hogs came out when gas prices went up.


Garry's Mod 10 -




G-MAN - Loves his peggle


TAGS: gman
Rating: 1.92/5

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Buzzard Questions Dogma -


TAGS: thinking rebel questions the paradigm
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 24, 2014, 8:31 pm
Always causes me to question when people say, 'Well we always did it that way'.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 8:21 pm
The Fun Police wouldn't approve!! LOL!


DOGMATISM -


TAGS: polarized hate opinion dogmatism
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 14, 2016, 8:30 pm

Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - October 14, 2016, 6:53 pm
Good one! Nice to see you back, vern. ^^^^^Up


Incompetence -


TAGS: mangers gms know it alls
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - March 6, 2015, 3:41 pm
Been There And Seen That ,


IDENTITY -


TAGS: boxed fate judgementalism paradigm labels
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 28, 2014, 1:09 am

Two of my favorites are 166884 and 166885. You might like them, too.
Thedge - October 27, 2014, 11:55 pm
De nada. Just reading through posts and read it again. Depth, current, real. Great image. Just slapping a five seems, well, disrespectful. I bow before thee m'lady, in humble appreciation. Now, that said, am a man... can we do it again??? :-{o)))
lgvernon - October 27, 2014, 11:42 pm

And I really thank you for that~~
Thedge - October 27, 2014, 11:28 pm
I wanna vote again. Derned honest injun programming. I *really* like your prose.
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:37 am

Thanks, Mr. G.
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:36 am

Ah, the double entendre...
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:36 am

Ah, the double entendre...
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 1:46 am
5L
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 1:46 am
Messing with the box next door to me would be nothing but trouble.
lgvernon - October 21, 2014, 4:42 pm

That wishful thinking'll get you every time. No such luck, buddy. But thanks for the nice compliment.
GaryO - October 21, 2014, 4:28 pm
Geezus, thought this wuz yer obit for a minute there; ‘L. G. Vernon 2014’..whew. Nice prose. (I’ve been in the box next door. Looked better thru the sheer curtains)
lgvernon - October 21, 2014, 2:26 pm

Thank you. A lot.
Thedge - October 21, 2014, 2:24 pm
Like it. A lot.


idioms -


TAGS: vegan pigment wheat grass diet
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 17, 2015, 4:24 pm
Wouldn't surprise me X-D
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 2:57 pm
I wonder if they ph**osynthesize? 5L Cynic


Discernment -




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